Off-Menu

Last revised
February 11, 2019
Published
February 11, 2019
by
Tec Teagan

It is your turn to get the groceries but the shelves are empty
and all that’s left in the fridge is dairy that’s gone off.
You say you’re too busy tonight, and I remember a time
when your worst flaw was your favorite vegetable: broccoli.
A bit pedestrian in terms of taste, maybe, but I’m still not sure
why your admission made me so angry.
I suspect that I stopped loving you the day you told me
you would never try asparagus,
but it was the way you railed against Brussels sprouts
that assured me I was right.
I’m an adventurous eater, you see?
And now I can’t be certain if my sorrow is to blame
for this heaving stomach, or if it is the rebellious yogurt
I stole in a moment of pettiness.